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What is a country song played backwards?Your wife

shortjokeslist — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 23:10:15 +0000

What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.

Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number

shortjokeslist — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 07:10:08 +0000

Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?

Why are there no phone books in China?Because ther

shortjokeslist — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:10:14 +0000

Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?H

shortjokeslist — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:10:12 +0000

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up

shortjokeslist — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:10:12 +0000

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to c

shortjokeslist — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 15:10:14 +0000

Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!

Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s r

shortjokeslist — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 07:10:08 +0000

Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!

Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answe

shortjokeslist — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:10:11 +0000

Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken’s ass!

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. Th

shortjokeslist — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 15:10:13 +0000

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.8. The Bible they use is the ‘Dr. Seuss Version.’7. There’s an ATM in the lobby.6. Choir wears leather robes.5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — ‘Bring Your Own Snake.’4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.3. Karaoke Worship Time.2. Ushers ask, ‘Smoking or Non-smoking?’1. The only song the organist knows is ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.’

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate t

shortjokeslist — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 07:10:07 +0000

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!